Facebook has been a pioneer in starting new initiatives. According to reports, the social media platform has many plans for the near future.
The company hopes to start a global initiative to provide internet service to those countries currently lacking access to news of Michelle’s engagement. This has already been started in some countries in South America.
Facebook is also looking to autoplaying videos 250 percent louder. It will soon have updated customisation options that will allow authoritarian regimes to choose the level of free speech that’s right for them.
The company will also start a virtual reality platform that will allow users to more immersively experience their barrage of notifications that friends are attending events nearby. Soon, users will be required to inform Facebook of any third-party apps they have downloaded so as to ensure they are promptly acquired by Facebook.
Facebook will continue to scour dystopian novels for innovative business strategies.